faq 3: flirty & thirty

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first of all, jk i’m 32.

we’re supposed to be asking the questions.

who told you that? nobody told me that.

that’s how FAQs work. famously!

well this is my website so what i say goes and i say i’m asking the questions.

ok, but i don’t think we’re going to be able to give you a ton of information about yourself that you don’t already know.

well somebody clearly does not subscribe to the surrealist notion of automatism.

please don’t do this. just make a normal FAQ like a normal person.

what is normal? what is person? aren’t you bored of normal “about” sections??

no. they’re helpful. they exist because they’re helpful!

well i don’t want to be helpful. i want to say that i changed the website around because the old hosting site more than doubled its prices and i’m cheap. and also because it was starting to feel a little like an old version of me that kept wearing all my t-shirts. or like a new version of me wearing all my old t-shirts? whatever, it was outdated.

ok. so nothing meaningful has changed.

well, i have a dog now. i love her so much i want to carry her around in my cheek like an acorn.

right.

other than that everything’s the same.

great.

great.