music

myths (2019)

from the girl who brought you “The Iliad Except It’s Set In A College Fraternity” comes:

1) The Song That Made My Producer Go, “Wait, What Was That Bit About Worms?”
2) The Song My Producer Said I Had To Append A Parenthetical To So That People Would Be Able To Find It Because The Lyrics Never Mention The Title Once But I Was Raised On Fanfiction So Joke’s On You, Pal! I Love A Long Title With A Parenthetical In It!!!
3) The Song That Is Sad, and4) The Song My Producer Said I Was Not Allowed To Name “CHICAGO IS BETTER THAN NEW YORK”

is it “good”? Who knows, but it does exist, and you should listen to it. as the great poet-philosopher daniel radcliffe once said, “I tried, and therefore no one should criticize me.”

runaway, run (2020)

i know what you’re thinking: “who asked for this?” my mom, that’s who. you want me to disappoint my mom? you gonna stand there and look me in the eyes and tell me you want me to disappoint elise????

1) The Song About Medusa Was LITERALLY Just Minding Her Business And Perseus Can Fuck Off
2) The Song My Therapist Says Is About Maladaptive Coping Mechanisms But I Say Is About The Indelibility Of The Human Spirit
3) The Song That Has Spanish In It And I’m Sensitive About It So Be Nice
4) The Song That’s Not About Birds
5) The Song About How The Pandemic Really Ruined A Lot Of Things For Us, But Also, It’s About Just Hanging Out At Home

is it “good”? Who knows, but it does exist, and you should listen to it. as the great poet-philosopher daniel radcliffe once said, “I tried, and therefore no one should criticize me.”

brother (2023)

WELL WELL WELL! she’s done it again, and this time she’s making it her whole family’s problem. welcome to the Pandemic Coping Album which took an additional two years to finish because it turns out my brother and i, who wrote it together, are not capable of doing anything on a normal timeline. it turns out that if he’s disorganized, and i’m disorganized, then nobody is flying the plane.

this album features such treats as:

The Song I Wrote For My Brother But Didn’t Tell Him That It Was About Him Until We’d Already Recorded It And When I Told Him He Was Like “Oh. Uh. Yes I Am Also. Fond Of You” And It Was The Most Emotional Conversation We’ve Ever Had
The Song That Made My Producer Go “Ooooo Juicy”
The Song We Actually Wrote In Like 2010 And Then Forgot About
The Song About A Very Specific Breakup I Had While In London Hope Ur Doin Good Babe, and
The Song About How It’s Kind Of Fucked Up To Keep A Tortoise As A Pet.