fiction

  • Stories About Not Being Afraid of Ghosts

    It is the last year of my great-grandmother’s life, and she believes she was born to royalty.

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  • Alien Hand Syndrome (Nth Street)

    Cavendish Grotto is seven and a half years of age when he loses control of his right hand.

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  • Amor Vincit Omnia (Nth Street)

    there has never been a shelby.

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nonfiction

  • guns: a revenge fantasy

    i am here at your house, to take away your guns. i am wearing a uniform that could be nebulously FBI-adjacent, maybe an off-shoot of the NSA, maybe i bought it at a halloween costume store, you don’t know. you can’t tell. my badge has an agency listed on it but it’s blurred, slightly, so

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disaster! an autobiography

  • the time that PAUL MCCARTNEY gave me a swimming lesson

    yoko ofgeography.

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  • the worst email i’ve ever sent

    never tweet dot 2013.

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  • the time i got stuck on a ski lift and almost ruined a family vacation

    i am … not athletic.

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