the chilliad
fiction
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Untranslation (Kipperman’s Curiosities)
Their mother collects words and sells them in her curiosity shop; on every birthday, a new one is wrapped in paper and a bow and left at the foot of their beds. It must be opened before breakfast (words are best digested on an empty stomach). Toska takes the packages and buries them in a cardboard box that she has labeled Miscellaneous (Birthdays). When she was sixteen, Leala crossed it out and wrote PORN in thick sharpie across the top. Wabi keeps hers beneath her bed, guarded jealously.
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Giant Squids & Knife Collections (Kipperman’s Curiosities)
June’s parents buy the squid on kind of a whim. Her little brother has always been into marine biology, and the idea of surprising him with his own giant squid had appealed to June’s mother when she spotted the sign in the curiosity shop on the border of a small town they stopped in for the night on the way to Colorado.
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Fridays (Kipperman’s Curiosities)
Leala likes being absent. She likes when no one else knows where she is, when Leala is her own and only keeper. She can’t quite say why.
nonfiction
c’est tout.
disaster! an autobiography
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the time i walked in on a robbery and tried to buy some wine
the thing you have to know about me is that fundamentally, to my core, the only thing i really want out of life is to never be gauche or rude, ever, ever.
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The Most Beautiful Man In The World, Who Lives In My Building & Only Sees Me When I Look Disgusting
The Most Beautiful Man In The World lives in my building. i don’t know his name.
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wASPS Don’t Talk About Their Problems
what gave was: the door.